brainkandy 

aka brainkandy87

A well traveled forum poster, also a former Wrestling Simulator programmer.

The name is derived from the box office bomb "Kid in the Hall: Brain Candy" and the 87 is the final two digits of brainkandy87's birthyear.

There is this funny guy on the internet named brainkandy87.

brainkandy by brainkandy87 September 3, 2003

Brainhand 

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually

Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.

Brainhand by Hippedi January 12, 2012

Brainhand 

When a gamer astral projects into a controller to improve their gaming performance.

I brainhand so hard when playing Star Wars: Squadrons.

Brainhand by Brainhander1992 June 22, 2021

narrow brainband

a person or persons who cannot see or accept other people's thoughts, ideas or way of life.

Dude that preacher in North Carolina operates on a narrow brainband.

narrow brainband by brobnc November 5, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022