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braning

Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.
Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?
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Disco Braking

The act of constantly placing your foot on and off the brake pedal whilst driving a motor vehicle. Commonly used by people who cannot drive or are lost. A sign of hesitant driving.

Disco braking can be influenced by the weather with an increase seen during periods of rain and snow.
"If that car in front keeps disco braking I'm going to drive straight in to the back of the fucker!
by CityTiger April 29, 2009
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bragging rights

They are the rights granted to a person that allow said person to boast on themselves to a certain extent without being looked down on for it.

Bragging rights may be granted to a person for (but not limited to) the following reasons:

-An Amazing Achievement
-Attaining something greatly desired by many people
-An unfortunate event that can be viewed as positive for different reasons

However, using bragging rights after their expiration date may lead to extreme dislike of said person.
Example 1:
Scholar: Finally! After so many years I finally attained my Ph.d in Quantum Physics
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 2:
Contest Winner: WOOT!!! I called in to a radio station and scored 2 tickets to see Rammstein in Berlin with free air fare and hotel. Plus, I get to have lunch with Till Lindemann !!!
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 3 (Misuse of bragging rights):
50 Cent : Yeah, I'm gangsta. I got shot 9 times. Even in the face. My music sells, I'm rich, and women love me.
Average Person: No, you are not gangster. Anyone can get shot in the arms, legs, and jaw and survive it. Your music sells because you have Eminem and Dr. Dre behind you. Furthermore, women do not love you, they love your money that you don't deserve.
by Zen Master Alvey August 30, 2007
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bagingo

N. Another name to describe the female vagina that will not cause upset laughter.
The Doctor looked at my Bagingo today.
by Jim Harris May 20, 2005
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Braingasm

When you find out some unknown piece of information, and you feel a rush of Intellectual glee. Related to intellectual masturbation, and Brain Jizzing
When Brian read the theory on equilibrium, he had a Braingasm
by Seth-The-All-Powerfull June 1, 2010
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Brazington Village

Alternative to brazy.
Brilliant and crazy.
When something is so bold that it works.
"I rizzed up this chick the other day"
"That's brazington village"
by Bum Pooer March 20, 2023
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neck braking

adjective. characteristic of a desirable object that causes one to stare in a flagrant manner.
Chris drives a neck braking M6 around campus.
by el timba December 16, 2008
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