boytarded

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

boyaryshnik

Something based

Yo that shit boyaryshnik

by Yegor the god May 19, 2021

boyardee

The opposite of "al dente." When referring to pasta, it describes a soft consistency.

Andrew cooked spaghetti for dinner last night, but left it on the stove too long. That mess was boyardee!

by magnus.t.skillet December 8, 2013

boytarded

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

by Chancellor October 2, 2007

Bowdark

A word commonly used as an insult towards someone else, usually after they have said or done something considered idiotic, silly, uncalled for, or dangerous depending on the accuser's discretion.

Similar to the Italian term "Bacciagalupe" which means "wolf kisser" (ie- you'd have to be an idiot to kiss a wolf), the Anglo-Saxon word Bowdark literally describes a person who shoots a bow and arrow in the dark and is therefore used to characterize a person who is believed to be on par with a "true" bowdark.

Person a: I am totally in love with grandma Marge!

Person b: Dude. She's my GRANDMA, you bowdark!

by _Dingo_Pathology_anonymous January 3, 2011

Boyardee Bombing

Leaving a can of Chef Boyardee in the middle of a victim's laundry wash cycle. This is the nuclear option.

Did you hear Noah was the victim of a boyardee bombing. He had to wash it a second time to get all the sauce out.
They can't keep getting away with this!

by Oxymoronic Antelope February 21, 2021

Abugne Bobdarts

The interpretation of "Hot Fudge Sundae Pop-Tarts" when the person speaking has a full mouth

Brook: "Hey Eddie, what's that in your purse?"

Eddie: "Abugne Bobdarts"

by Apache, Jump on it!!!! July 20, 2008