Bono-nucleosis

An abnormal inflation of the ego generally attributed to lead vocalists. Common symptoms include douchy behaviour and failure to acknowledge band mates as equals. Term coined by Steve Terreberry.

That guy’s Bono-nucleosis makes me sick.

by StringedGuitar17 October 27, 2021

Bro Bono

The act of providing free services to friends. Originated from the legal term "pro bono" meaning "for the public good" or "free".

Friend #1: "Hey man, I need a logo designed for my new company but I dont have a lot of money"

Friend #2: "no problem man, your my best friend, I'll do it Bro Bono"

by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 15, 2010

dake-bonoism

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

dake-bonoism

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

by skip November 7, 2002

Bonobo

Special type of monkeys who live in Boosted Lands,and are related to Twitch streamer Nightblue3.They are usualy really toxic and highly boosted.

You boosted Bonobo.
Rabia,dinner is ready.

by GolemCaptain January 4, 2017

Bounous

The primary definition is based around the amazing lifestyle and character of a Bounous. A living Bounous can be equated to God in every way. Never make a Bounous angry because they have amazing powers to smite. A Bounous should be treated with the utmost respect and is known to be one of the greatest people to be in a relationship with.

I hear that Bounous aced his test.
Be careful because Bounous is always listening.

by SilenceDoGood1741 February 4, 2010

bonophone

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.

Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.

by Scroddidly October 19, 2007