pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Boutonniere

French for "Booty is near"

Barney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near?"...True story.

Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"

by Vronsky November 22, 2010

Rib Boubonne

-noun
A modern slang term coined in Essex. Appearing French in origin it is actually a witty play on the words "rib, "boob" and "on".

1. When the breast of a slim (to thin) girl rests on a hint of rib.
2. Also pronounced (when misunderstood); Boob-on-rib;
When a slim girl has an attractive contrast between the breast and the ribcage.

"Thanks for the bill, and might I mention, that is some fine rib boubonne you have."

"I live for rib boubonne."

by Alex S. J. Cox August 15, 2008

bogon

n. the elementary particle of bogosity (the measure of something being "bogus", i.e. bad)

Common bogon sources include politicians,
used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in general.

by junkyardprince November 11, 2003

Carlo Borgonovo

Probably one of the best defenders in basketball history, thanks to his spectacular physical skills and fast-thinking capabilities. Because of his charming and quiet character, he is one of the best people you can ever talk to.

Bullshit apart, fuck you, Carlo, go back to work as always and don't let'em steal the place you hardly worked for.

"Domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa vivo"
"Tomorrow I'll be playing against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"

by jesusmortus April 23, 2022

Bougan

Also spelled Boogan, this term is used to describe any form or mullet wearing, trailor trash.

Not all people in the south are boogans, however, Jeff Foxworthy makes it seem like we are.

by Brent Allen May 22, 2006

boutonniere

The flowers men wear to dances. The male equivalent of a corsage. I know you should wear one to the Homecoming dance, but other than that I'm unsure if you should to wear it to other dances.

The boutonniere was pinned to his sport coat.

by Maxsparrow September 28, 2005