buttery lindgren

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2008

Buttery Washburn

When you rub peanut butter on a girls snatch and call the dog in to clean it up.

Heath gave her a Buttery Washburn before laying the pipe.

by DingDongDiggle April 9, 2021

Buttery Jumper

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.

"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"

by Jim Ratcliffe November 17, 2007

AAA-Battery

An Asexual-Aromatic-Agender person with enough energy that they are feared by gods.

Are you a AAA-Battery, because you have some great dance moves!

Do I want coffee? No, I’m a AAA-Battery: I’ve got energy for days.

by 10 Pigeons June 11, 2022

Social battery

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.

I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.

by Llorona May 24, 2017

batterytard

somebody who leaves their phone to charge but doesnt check that its charging before walking awau

Lisa: Omg my phone didn’t charge last night!
Mike: Haha you’re such a batterytard

by appauls November 12, 2022

Low-battery measures

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.

A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."

by Peter324 December 12, 2013