bonchalishis

When’s someone’s Bonch is lookin extra tasty

Damm you do be looking extra BONCHALISHIS

by Bonch_Eater April 14, 2022

botchalism

Someone acting in an unneccessary manner. Not caring if their act will uopset someone else.

Cutting someone off for no reason then slowing down in front of them would be classified as botchalism.

by Kyle February 25, 2004

botchulism

When you've totally consumed a carbonated beverage of some sort, or any food that creates gaseous fumes out of the mouth and you need to express it fully (meaning, you can't keep your mouth closed or somehow swallow the burp because you know your neck will explode). And while you express it fully, you say while burping, "Botch." Some others, continue saying the entire word even if the belch has ceased. Usually, after a good botchulism, men receive erections on the spot. Women usually have a quim-like experience.

"Dude, Amy had a nice botchulism last night. It was so loud, I fuckin' got a huge boner."

"BOTCH...ulism" (the burp itself)

by AmyDick January 6, 2008

Bitchanist

(d. Feb. 13, 2011): Someone who goes around pretending to be fighting for political causes and women's rights, but is just using the term feminism as cover to rant and rave about everyone she hates. Bitchanist.

Woman on personals site (WOPS): Hey, I'm glad to see a man who identifies as a feminist. There aren't many of you around.

Me: Oh sure. I was raised that way - to be a feminist and a gentleman.

WOPS: What? Well, that's pretty sexist! I don't see the reason for you to be a gentleman! Then, you'd expect me to act like a "lady", I bet!!! You sexist pig!!

Me: (Uh-oh, another bitchanist ruining the good name of feminism). Ok. Good luck on your search. I'm sure your charming personality will eventually bring you far with men. SMH.

by Jota Says March 1, 2011

botchulism

(n.) Definition #1: A serious food-borne illness that causes people to behave in a totally bumbling and clumsy manner, and therefore they totally screw up most anything that they try to accomplish. I wonder if that was Inspector Clouseau's problem? Definition #2: A form of government/civilization that encourages everyone to just go haphazardly knocking about and making a complete muddle of everyday tasks; officials from said government may occasionally come through the municipality to ostensibly assist said incompetents to "repair the damage", but of course these hapless/clueless agents are just as inept as their civilian counterparts, and so they usually just end up making the chaos worse.

I think that a lot of the countries in the world really practice botchulism more than they embrace any other form of government... socialism, communism, capitalism --- whatever they claim to practice, it usually ends up totally screwing everything (and everybody) up, and so in the end it all results in pretty much the same meaningless chaos.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

bitchllistic

A woman driven to scoldng rage by another's deeply held convictions.

I told her that addiction is a disease then she went all bitchllistic on me saying addiction is a choice.

by PMCSJ January 11, 2020

bitchllistic

A woman driven to scoldng rage by another's deeply held convictions.

I told her that addiction is a disease then she went all bitchllistic on me saying addiction is a choice.

by PMCSJ January 12, 2020