brology

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008

Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.

by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

brologue

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.

Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.

by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009

bologna pop

A bologna pop is a reference to a penis. When inserted in one mouth it satisfys ones oral fixation.

Hey Jim , why don't u just suck on a bologna pop

Whats for lunch Jonny ? Bologna pops?

Tom and Jim share bologna pops in the trailer.

by weasel1000 July 24, 2017

bologna skins

cheapest tires you can get, thinnest walls and tread

just throw some bologna skins on that old womans car she never drives

by Joey56 May 11, 2008

phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish

{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.

by Telephony March 4, 2015

Bologs

Bologs is an incomprehensible thing, it cannot be described in any way shape, or form.

Old man bologs said your cheese is out.

by Bologs November 17, 2022

bopping your bologna

Old-school prison slang for masturbating.

Greg, why are you always bopping your bologna when you should be studying for your final exams?

by Dr. Kalud December 13, 2009