Boondocking

Noun. The act of inserting one penis into the other, and thrusting vigorously.

No lazy Saturday is complete without a good hard session of vigorous boondocking.

by Bukkakeworshiper March 8, 2015

Boondocking

A Reference to the Movie "Boondock Saints"

Whereby one engages in vigilante justice against the most despicable of criminals in a terminal way.

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti.

Man, Those Drunk drivers could really deserve a good Boondocking

by Il Duce Boondocker February 25, 2011

boondocking

In addition to the "camping without hookups", or "out in the boonies boondocks" definitions, within the professional truck driver circles, it was understood to mean "bypassing the toll stations by taking smaller side roads". Often, if you knew you were hauling an overweight load without a permit, or otherwise not in compliance with DOT regulations, you reduced the likelihood of a citation, or worse, by avoiding the "chicken coops" (scales, weight stations), and Interstates, within so many miles of either side of a city or border with another state. It did not prevent a "bear" (state trooper, or other law-enforcement officer) from pulling you over and setting up a "portable chicken coop" (portable scales carried in the trunk of his car) and writing you up anyway. But, since it was a cat and mouse thing, you ran the gauntlet and took your chances. In some states, particularly in Southern US, it was as normal as speeding and using Black Mollies (amphetamines, to stay awake)... not me, of course... I meant those other guys.

"I heard on the radio there was a bear with a portable chicken coop at I-10 and I-65, so, I went boondocking around and back to US90.

by HaulingAsh March 24, 2019

Boondocking

The same as “Docking” except your penises are coated in drawn butter and old bay.

Walter wanted to try boondocking so i had to melt some butter and find the old bay.

by Pegleg T May 22, 2019

Boondicking

When you decide to ho it up while boondocking

"I heard Sara decided to go boondocking in the desert" "She's only going cause she wants to hook up with this guy whose gonna be there so more like she's gone boondicking"

by klixa April 11, 2020

Biojacking

Implementation of biohacking to achieve a greater orgasm.

"Dude, biojacking earlier was great, you shuld try it."

by jeanetteskid508 August 26, 2020