Boomwagon

The mysterious taxi that takes you home when under the influence of alcohol. You may have forgotten about this ride home because you were so intoxicated.

Can also refer to a buggy like car or small vehicle that does not drive very fast.

" I was so crippled last night I came home on the boomwagon"

" Last night I got absolutley Boomwagoned'

" Lets go out and get boomed"

by Phil Brown June 18, 2006

Boonswaggle

When you beat the shit out somebody because you feel like it and you can. Often caused by someone being a little cocksucker and needing a good ass beating.

"I don't like the way you're talking to me. That's a Boonswaggling."

"One time this bartender wasn't paying attention during a bar fight and stepped around a corner in the dark... Straight Boonswaggled."

by AC123AC August 22, 2012

Boonswaggled

A time in which one is too a. Drunk and b. Drugged that neither word is worthy of the explanation of the state in which one is in. Boonswaggled is basically derived from acting like a crazy goon or baboon and makeing noises while wabbling ones body since their state is so uncontrolably drunk/drugged. People tend to make complete asses of themselves at this state and blaming it on the large amounts of drugs and alcohol done that night.

"Dude, I was soo boonswaggled last night I drank piss out of the spit bucket and ran around naked until I forgot where the house party was at..."

by Tricia B. June 19, 2008

Boomswaggling

The act of pouring wet concrete inside your opponent’s asscrack, so when it hardens they can’t shit anymore. If they try to shit, they will explode and die from needing too much force to push poop through hard concrete.

Bartholomew: Gertrude you’re a bitch
Gertrude: I’m gonna fucking boomswaggle you
Bartholomew: No wait! Please! I take everything back!
Gertrude: Too late motherfucker (*starts boomswaggling*)
Bartholomew: aw fuck i gotta take a shit (*fucking explodes and dries*)

by Thug Academy May 18, 2024

Boomsag

After being shot the victims body will sag to the floor

I just caught marlo's boy fruit outside the club, i crept up on him and Boomsag, Now he's a pile on the ground.

by bananagramswag December 8, 2010

Boomstage

Refers to making a very loud fart noise on the inside of your elbow.

I made a boomstage and everyone thought It was a real fart.

by Weinstage February 24, 2025