Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

bonzi swallow

The art of waiting to the last possible second to grab your spouse head and pull down when you blow a nut

Some Girl I meet at the bar offered me a BJ .and I had to see if she could Bonzi swallow. To my surprise she didn't blink an eye.

by Ohiofitter December 8, 2016

bonzi

1.) The coolest fucking guy that ever existed not only on the planet Earth, but the entire universe.

2.) A purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.

1.) Bonzi is such a fucking d00d.

2.) Dance Bonzi dance!...WTF...I was just busted for downloading pr0n!

by Not Bonzi July 2, 2004

Bonzi

A bonzi is someone who snorts loads of coke fucks underage girls and asks friends to bury money with him so he can take it.

Shiela: guess who told me to bury 30$ in the dirt.
Alex: let me guess bonzi...

by Bonzo7762 June 22, 2020

Bonzi

A citizen of Canada who strongly believes that he is an immigrant.

I know a Bonzi called David who believes he is a immigrant but he is actually a citzen.

by Box1t May 31, 2005

The Bonzi Approach

Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.

Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.

Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?

by DennisInAtor February 26, 2023

MK Bonzi

The iconic Canadian rapper duo budgies named Mika and Bonzi

Person 1: Have you listened to MK Bonzi's new track?
Person 2: Yeah! It goes "chirp chirp chirp!"

by Sh0tgunn October 8, 2023