Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

bontis

boring, lame, uninteresting

this class is so bontis.

by bandgeek2225 February 13, 2020

Bonerito

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)

A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.

by Bonerito March 29, 2015

Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

Bongrish

Language spoken by the ancient Bonglodytes, or know today as a Bongwater
The language is loosely based off of Madlib book from 1962 that is missing a few pages, but that never stopped the Bonglodytes from speaking it. The language is most difficult to understand, especially for those who do not suffer any neurological disorders, or have not had a severe concussion in the last 24 hours.

Bongwater is speaking bongrish again
Can anyone understand that bongrish?
I'm sorry, I forgot my bongrish to english dictionary at home, so SYGH

by Dsmevolution September 9, 2008

bostrich

one who does not understand when everyone else does

The bostrich missed the exam even though it was written on the board.

by rhymeswithostrich June 16, 2011

Boneristic

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.

Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!

by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009