Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
by seditious libel April 30, 2023
Get the Bonjour Johnson mug.In a billingual province such as Quebec, you have to greet people in English and in French when you work in customer service. After a while, it just becomes one word because you're so used to repeating it over and over. As well, it MUST be "bonjour" that is said first, because French (on the whole) are unforgivably uppity. And don't even THINK about just saying "hi!"
For those new in customer service;
"Bonjour, hi! Est-ce que je peut vous aidez? Can I help you?"
And after years of apathy in customer service;
"Bonjourhi. Est-ce que je peut vous aidez can I help you." (Said all in one breath)
"Bonjour, hi! Est-ce que je peut vous aidez? Can I help you?"
And after years of apathy in customer service;
"Bonjourhi. Est-ce que je peut vous aidez can I help you." (Said all in one breath)
by Skeleton Jar December 13, 2008
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by Zo0 September 14, 2008
Get the bongoed mug.A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
Get the Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes! mug.a. a type of tree that is located in africa next to the wild bears who eat worms for food; with a hint of mayonnaise.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes orgasmic noises; only sold in East Compton at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!
c. another word for infected cum aka jizz; a cum that oozes green.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes orgasmic noises; only sold in East Compton at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!
c. another word for infected cum aka jizz; a cum that oozes green.
a.Did you see that new bonjova that The Vinoya Family grew in their front lawn!?
b. I got Kristine and Ryan the new Bonjova they are selling at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. Shawquanda's man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.
b. I got Kristine and Ryan the new Bonjova they are selling at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. Shawquanda's man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.
by RyanGirll December 24, 2008
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Get the bonjevity mug.When you greet strangers in two languages in order to be welcoming and hospitable. Illegal in some places.
Store clerk :“Bonjour, hi!”
Customer A : “Bonjour !”
Customer B : “It’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.”
Customer C : “Oh shit, cops ! Run away you fools !”
Customer A : “Bonjour !”
Customer B : “It’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.”
Customer C : “Oh shit, cops ! Run away you fools !”
by Cawrl February 26, 2018
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