bonesphere

how close you need to be to an attractive girl in order to get a bonner.

Trina is so hot, my bonesphere is like 50 feet. If she is in my bonesphere im rock hard.

by adamzboss April 7, 2011

bonesar

an autistic pokemon

i just absolutely murdered pikachu with my bonesar

by TheAsidRan February 10, 2020

boneser

a boner resulting from looking at or thinking about the semi-attractive character Bones from the show of the same name

Man, did you see that episode of Bones last night? I was holdin back a boneser the whole time.

by pdidls April 4, 2009

bonerparty

(n.) a bunch of guys standing or sitting while facing the same direction and jacking off to a photo or something. As each ejaculates they shout "NAPOLEON". The last to do so has to wipe the rest of the cum away. The winner usually gets to keep the object of affection until the next boner party.

I've never won nor lost a boner party.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Napoleon Bonerparte

Referring to the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte in which it appears that he has a boner.

Mr. Johnson, why does Napoleon have a boner in that picture? We should call him Napoleon Bonerparte

by oads December 9, 2009

Bonespurz

Noun: a cowardly person who avoids unpleasant tasks or jobs by lying, crying wolf or faking injury.

A draft dodger
Slacker

He is such a Bonespurz. He has a bigmouth but doesn't have the backbone to back it up. If he did he wouldn't have faked an injury to avoid the draft

by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019

Bonester

Where a hipster gets a boner in their tight jeans and it bends down.

HAHA look at that "Bonester!"

by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010