Pants that aren't tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.
My girlfriend and I went out to lunch. I forgot not to wear to wear my boner pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. I'm not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that I don't have a small penis.
by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010
Get the boner pants mug.noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.
Mom: Wow, Jimmy, looks like the new boner pants are doing their job!
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.
by Timmah, esq November 8, 2007
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by Peter October 29, 2004
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Have crept into straight culture so couples can have sex in public places - elevators, subways, etc.
Pants usually have some easy way to attach the two flaps on material: buttons, velcro, string - no zipper. Underwear is not worn - but can be for more 'fun'. If vice squad in club, lack of secure attachment allows aliby - i.e. dancing so hard pants can apart. etc.
Have crept into straight culture so couples can have sex in public places - elevators, subways, etc.
Pants usually have some easy way to attach the two flaps on material: buttons, velcro, string - no zipper. Underwear is not worn - but can be for more 'fun'. If vice squad in club, lack of secure attachment allows aliby - i.e. dancing so hard pants can apart. etc.
Wear your kilt tonight to the club for some fun. No, it's too cold out, I'll wear my boner pants instead.
by bruxisme July 25, 2012
Get the Boner Pants mug.a)a name you can call someone when you are angered or flustered from the result of an unfavorable halo match (or at least thats what we use it for ; )
b) someone who experiences frequent and uncontrollable erections lasting more than 8 hours without the use of viagra or any like substance.
b) someone who experiences frequent and uncontrollable erections lasting more than 8 hours without the use of viagra or any like substance.
Shutup bonepants, i shot you 4 times in the head with a sniper rifle, you cheat!
haha look at little bonepants over there, must be his first time.
haha look at little bonepants over there, must be his first time.
by master batori June 13, 2005
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Haha! John, you’re a boomerpants!
Oh god, I heard Peter are a Taco Bell burrito and became a boomerpants.
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by GoryGamer October 2, 2019
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Haha! John, you’re a boomerpants!
Oh god, I heard Peter ate a Taco Bell burrito and became a boomerpants.
Oh god, I heard Peter ate a Taco Bell burrito and became a boomerpants.
by GoryGamer October 2, 2019
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