1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection
2. A preservative made out of erect penises
3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball
4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex
5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"
2. A preservative made out of erect penises
3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball
4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex
5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"
1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam!
2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.
3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"
4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."
5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.
2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.
3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"
4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."
5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.
by JackW. February 17, 2010
When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.
Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."
by Summit Brother November 17, 2008
Since he hadn’t showered in a few days his feet had horrible toe jam, but his junk’s bonerjam was truly odious!
by Sha_Ney_Ney April 07, 2021
That white shit that comes out of your dick when your having sex or jacking off. Otherwise known as cum.
by The fucking rat April 07, 2021
by Nikobe October 22, 2008
A girl who makes your dick so hard, you could easily use your erection to play Eruption by Van Halen.
And that's mighty hard.
And that's mighty hard.
Guy: That girl is such a total bonerjam, when I jerk it to her, David Lee Roth should be present for vocals.
by Broseph Mengele December 18, 2009
by Kate Learson October 07, 2007