Bonerjam

A girl who makes your dick so hard, you could easily use your erection to play Eruption by Van Halen.
And that's mighty hard.

Guy: That girl is such a total bonerjam, when I jerk it to her, David Lee Roth should be present for vocals.

by Broseph Mengele December 18, 2009

Bonerjam

A rough situation that there is no easy solution for.

A- Someone broke into my gym locker and stole all of my clean socks.
B- Bonerjam, dude.

by Kate Learson October 23, 2007

bonerjam

bonerjam is a party you have the day before canada day .... you have to make t-shirts for it go camping drink alot of alcoholic beverages .... one person has to puke before the night is over...but they dont have to puke from too much alcohol just puke in general and they have to have eaten ketchup chips , hotdogs and marshmellows so it looks liek raw meat when it comes out .... you also have barge in on someone else's site while they are partying also and tell them you just graduated and introduce everyone and talk to them .... at somepoint in the night someone (a guy) has to take a shit in the girls bathroom and while someones shitting someone else has to steal a canadian flag from someones lawn ... if there are no flags around then someone should just piss on a fire

bonerjam was bonerific ! ..... just hangout all night drink alcohol and have fun

by dan_33 July 4, 2006

bonerjam

the jam like substance that comes out of a dudes boner

Pamela: uhh, you got bonerjam all over my face.

Borat: oh, I so sorry... NOT!

by stinky ronlald April 27, 2010

boxerjam

Noun -

syn. for semen

Ex. (Spoken with southwestern accent) Jimmy, whats this stain on your undies? Awwwww ma, that's my boxerjam.

by swej slops March 22, 2009

bonerjams

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.

by lpvitus October 28, 2009

Boneramous

A verb to describe a tit sucking prick who cuts holes in his pants to play pocket pool.

Hey that Chris kid is a real boneramous.

by WIldmans January 27, 2010