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Bonefishin' aint no little hobby.

Hey, my cousin and I were planning on bonefishin' behind the barn next weekend... wanna join?
by Toilet Paper Woman July 5, 2010
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bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.
Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?
by daws April 11, 2005
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bonerism

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.
Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.
by Jameson February 6, 2005
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Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)
Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006
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Bonershrinker

An person, place, or thing, that is so repulsive and unattractive, that it results in an immediate and complete loss of a boner upon visual perception. In extreme cases it is impossible to get quality wood ever again in the victims future.
KayLeigh is an extreme Bonershrinker.

Dude, don't look at that damn Bonershrinker, or your space needle will become a space noodle.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 25, 2009
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tropical bonerfish

A fearsome killer fish, equally feared as the legendary Kraken. Known for ripping apart ships with its appendage that oddly resembles a boner. In the act of reproduction, the female tropical vajayjay fish always dies.
The tropical bonerfish is the reason why I'm not a sailor.
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Bonershrinker

An ugly/fugly female who looks so bad that if you look at her your boner will go away.
If you look up the word bonershrinker in the dictionary you will see a picture of Hilary Clinton
by Seymour Heine November 2, 2008
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