bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.

Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?

by daws April 11, 2005

bonerism

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

by Jameson February 6, 2005

Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

bonerize

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude

Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."

by Danimal F. May 9, 2008

bonerizers

drugs that give old men erections

levitra and viagra are bonerizers

by fudda April 9, 2005

bonerice

slang for an erect penis, or a group of erect penises

ezra, dude, why do u love bonerice so much?

by Kevin McAllister November 1, 2007

bonerish

n.a semi hard erection. v. in the act of getting an erection.
origins - from liz r. and her horny creativity

Liz bent over and i had a bonerish, but when she came over and poked me in the right spot, i got a boner.

by Blinky June 12, 2004