Paddle Boarding

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.

Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.

by Skin DIver February 6, 2022

Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

boardinghouse reach

The act of reaching across fellow diners for a dish or platter. A rude action by a person who has no manners and was probably raised in a barn.

Hey buddy! There is no need to reach across the table for the potatoes! We do not tolerate a boardinghouse reach in this house!

by peter gazinya October 4, 2010

twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

by jconn88 August 26, 2013

Bombardier

A bombardier is a romanian stereotype of people who usually wear skinny jeans and fake designer clothes, drive an old BMW usually named a "cazan", "cratita", "tigaie", even on rare ocassions it's called a "cotet", but it usually depends on the size of it. In traffic they don't acknowledge the existence of traffic laws, and usually their signals don't work. Sometimes they hang out in groups at large scale malls and shopping centers not having money for anything. The only source of income for them doesn't consist of a job, it usually resembles something callled a "combinatie" and are done between other bombardieri. In general, most of them have an underage girlfriend starting at the age of 14; for those who don't have one, they desperately try to get a woman's attention and will listen to "muzica de jale". The choice in music for them is manele, they listen to them in their BMWs and on the bench in the park at a cheap bluetooth speaker. They tend to make themselves noticed by leaving a trail of seminte and bothering people with their loud music.

Example 1:
Dan: * waits at the red light *
Alex: Grabeste-te cumetre ca daca nu te misti cobor la tine acuma!
Dan: Why are you such a bombardier?
Example 2:
Ana: * walks home at night *
Alex: * in car *, * honks *; Da ce faci pisi vrei sa te duc undeva?
Ana: No thanks. * thinking: this guy is such a bombardier *

by panseluta66 September 16, 2021

bombardier

a person from romania who wears vagabond, gucci, nike air force, adidas clothing and says n word just for fun, who is xenophobe and homophobe and who bodyshame

someone: what are you doing today
bombardier: taci dracu fa coardo du te si fa mi un sendvis

by credrecjrjf November 25, 2020

bombazing

(Adj.)

Bombazing = Bomb + Amazing

Wife: Honey, How do I look?

Hubby : Absolutely Bombazing, baby.

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A: Dude , you went to Bali Last week right? How's that place??

B: It is Bombazing! You must visit.

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A: Guys, Check that Bombazing chick across road.

B: Damn, what a beautiful piece of creation.

by Jakoplasma March 25, 2018