Bolloxed

Extremely drunk

Ben got bolloxed last night and the police picked him up for public urination

by DirtyDiana October 16, 2008

bolloxed

extremely tired. suffering from fatigue. badly hungover

"what's wrong man your so quiet?"

"awh nothin' man i'm just bolloxed"

by joe balls March 11, 2008

bolloxed

In Italy we use two rude slang words, 1- "scoglionato" that derives from coglioni (same meaning of bollox, testicles) and 2 - "scazzato" (from cazzo, penis)to define the feeling of being either "annoyed to death" or "extremely unsatisfied" because of a certain situation or circumstance.

I guess it might be used in the same way

1 - I felt so bolloxed during the party that I preferred to get back home.

2 - "Hey Joe what's up? You look bolloxed" "I am Frank, things are going in the opposite way I had planned'em"

by The Italian Bad Ass November 24, 2006

Bollox

A mix between a bastard and a ballsack

Your a wee bollox

by The fact guy... October 26, 2018

Bollox Juggler

British expression when a man enjoys touching another man's testicles.

Synonym for queer/homosexual

Look at that bollox juggler over there, we should put all of them in straight jackets !

by Mister AK May 6, 2010

bollox chops

bollox chops is a name given to a girl who likes to perform oral sex on men but settles more for testicles than the penis. "bollox" refers to the testicles and chops refers to the lady's mouth.

"how are you fixed there bollox chops.

by satanssnaredrum September 13, 2011

top bollox

Slang term for women's breasts.

Capital top bollox madam!!

by Zachary Alan September 8, 2005