Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 7, 2010

almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.

She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.

by lodakabal September 17, 2022

bollocknaise

Slang Term for Sperm, spunk, semen

"She had more curves than a bowl of pasta - which I poured Papa's best bollocknaise over"

by CATCHAG May 18, 2006

BULLCORN

polite way of saying bullshit

susan is full of bullcorn

by silent_scream August 9, 2018

Bullcorn

n. Bull korn - 1. something that is seriously screwed up
2. a falsity

v. 1. to call out somebody's ridiculousness 2. the act of pointing out a gay/lame occurance

When Spangler was launched off the course in Mario Kart 64, just as he was about to win, he called an immediate Bullcorn

Bullcorn! Stop Bullcorning around Eakins!

by Alan Turner May 9, 2006

bollomon

a pokemon in the form of a girls pussy

go catch a bollomon topgun

by MiamiGirl69 July 25, 2016

bollocrap

Something that is both bollocks and crap therefore being total nonsense and completely worthless

Hey, I got the My Most Used Words app on Facebook!
It's bollocrap!

by Carnos December 28, 2013