we're boned

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

by castle May 24, 2006

BOILED AS AN OWL

Drunk, smashed. Very drunk.

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.

by hector j fatcat December 14, 2010

Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007

bonedeath

near death experience or fracturing of bones.

"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"

by nat & emma March 30, 2009

Bonedog

When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.

"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"

by horny seeker February 21, 2021

beined

To be bound as a listner in a long one way conversation.

I'm sorry I was late, I got beined.

by Madam121 February 19, 2010

Ken Boned

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016