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Bluntsman

One who has mastered the craft of bluntsmanship, or the ability to roll the perfect blunt. The original toker, sophisticated smoker., one classy fuck.
Jerome rolls some dank ass blunts, he is obviously a bluntsman.
by Dr. Lebenstein December 24, 2009
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bluntski

noun

a big ol' fattie of a blunt
you ready to smoke this bluntski??
by daria3.5 November 30, 2010
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Mr. Blunts

The title earned by being the master of rolling all blunts.
Mr. Blunts doesn't fuck around when he rolls them swishers.
by JustCallMeMrBlunts December 22, 2009
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bluntastic delicous

A very enjoyable deluctable blunt that is a delicous flavor.
Damn Muh Fucka that Blunt is bluntastic delicous!
by Puking Panda's Roommate April 10, 2007
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bluntastic

Term used to recognize a situation when smoking a blunt is in order.
Katie: Hey, it's gonna be a long trip back to Harrisonburg tonight.
Ryan: That's bluntastic
Katie: Indeed
by Captain Blunt November 27, 2006
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Bluntosaurus Rex

Bluntosaurus Rex is a legendary creature rumored to appear as a vision before individuals consuming large blunts. With an appearance similar to the Tyrranosaur, Bluntosaurus stands over twenty feet tall with blunt cherry teeth over 12 inches long. Bluntosaurus is a carnivore, as he stuns his prey with noxious blunt fumes before tearing a massive blunt wrap off his skin, rolling a blunt of his prey, and smoking them. The blood of Bluntosaurus Rex is rumored to be liquid THC, and his heart is the infamous Golden Nug, which if smoked grants the smoker not only infinite, eternal high, but also eternal life. While some claim to have seen Bluntosaurus Rex out of the corner of their eye, there have been no confirmed sightings. If one should choose to hunt Bluntosaurus, one is recommended to exercise extreme caution, and to employ a non-polar liquid to fight him, as that is the only known substance that will dissolve, or in fact even penetrate the skin of, Bluntosaurus Rex.
"Ahhhh save me! It's Bluntosaurus Rex! We're all gonna die!"

"I'm so high, I thought I just saw Bluntosaurus."

"Eat your brownies Johnny, or Bluntosaurus'll come for you in your sleep."
by Reefer Madness November 23, 2006
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pearlin blunts

Pearl means to roll a blunt extremely well & tight
Sydney & Rachel were pearlin blunts.
by Kimber Ann November 2, 2013
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