Blunk 

A mixture of blood and spunk usually from over 'stretching' in bed.

She woke up to blunk stains on her sheets.

Blunk by Online Mafia August 5, 2003

blunk 

A perfected style of music, a blend of blues and funk. Usually comes together with a funk-background bassist and a blues-background guitarist. Most songs could consist of blues progressions in a certain key, but with funk-style riffs and licks.

Guy A: Man, The Blue Cosmos are the best blunk band I know.
Guy B: Well, that's what you get with the phrase "Blues is the teacher, funk is the preacher".

blunk by Justin May 22, 2006

blunk 

To stick a ball up someone's rectum.

Hey man, want to blunk?

blunk by ikeagle April 2, 2011

Blunk 

Past tense conjugation of the verb Blink

One day, your life is going great; you’re on the fast-track toward accomplishing all of your goals, you compromise your morals, wake up in the St. Louis hand-job dungeon, have the clap, and it’s like you’ve Blunk, and your life is totally different.

Blunk by Anklepants December 20, 2018

blunk 

its not blinked... its blunk now

i just blunk

blunk by svaya:) May 7, 2020

Blunk 

The mixture of Spunk and Blood, like you would find after having unprotected sex with a girl who's got the painters in.

Her: "lets have sex"
Him: "but you're on the blob"
Her: "Then lets make Blunk!"
Him: "aye, go on then, its either that or wank meself stupid"

Blunk by Spunky127 May 31, 2010

blunk 

Not owning.

Damn you hella blunk.

blunk by LiSpNeSs May 27, 2004