What an obese, lazy person does instead of sleeping when they crash in front of the television. A cross between blubber and slumber. Used as a noun depicting said person.
The blumber was too lazy to get up from his recliner to answer the front door for pizza delivery.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.
by Joe Stoops September 4, 2016
Get the blumber mug.A teenage football captain who fakes his innocents until he gets you in bed. He is completely whipped by his EX girlfriend, but claims he has no feelings for her. Decent looking and pretty chill until you break up with him, and he becomes crazy. Beware when in his presence because he will charm you, then get back together with his EX and make you feel stupid for falling for him.
Girl: Why are you here? You told me you were busy. I thought you were back with your ex?
Boy: No, I want to be with you. So I wanted to come see you, because I missed you.
-You just pulled a Blueberg.
Boy: No, I want to be with you. So I wanted to come see you, because I missed you.
-You just pulled a Blueberg.
by Girls Of Your Past. 1234 December 27, 2010
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