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blumber

What an obese, lazy person does instead of sleeping when they crash in front of the television. A cross between blubber and slumber. Used as a noun depicting said person.
The blumber was too lazy to get up from his recliner to answer the front door for pizza delivery.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.
by Joe Stoops September 4, 2016
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Blueberg

A teenage football captain who fakes his innocents until he gets you in bed. He is completely whipped by his EX girlfriend, but claims he has no feelings for her. Decent looking and pretty chill until you break up with him, and he becomes crazy. Beware when in his presence because he will charm you, then get back together with his EX and make you feel stupid for falling for him.
Girl: Why are you here? You told me you were busy. I thought you were back with your ex?
Boy: No, I want to be with you. So I wanted to come see you, because I missed you.

-You just pulled a Blueberg.
by Girls Of Your Past. 1234 December 27, 2010
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blumbering

Stop blumbering!
by dgfdbf October 20, 2010
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Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!
She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro
by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018
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Blumber

Men who like too have sex with constipated people pushing the poo further up into them.
That guy over there, he's a blumber.
by Keekee'ta'sheekee May 10, 2018
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baumberger

A dumbass who likes trees and banana nut muffins.
That chick is such a Baumberger.

Hippies are obviously Baumbergers.
by LorenIsCool November 13, 2013
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blumbergstein

An absolutely heinous act of pretending to be Jewish at a club in order to pull chicks
Damn that guy just pulled a blumbergstein in order to get that baddie to come to temple with him
by David blumberg December 17, 2022
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