blumble

To move in a misdirected yet very purposeful manner, usually making a big scene and calling lots of attention to oneself in the process. It can be wandering aimlessly or striding very purposefully toward someone/something but with lots of distractions along the way and always completely ignorant of everything going on around oneself.

In short, a sort of all-over-the-place reckless abandon where you're either totally focused on something, or not focused on anything at all, but completely ignoring everyone around you as you knock into things, walk this way and that as if you forgot where you wanted to go next, and in general making a complete spectacle of yourself.

The loud, fat old woman with the voluminous flowered blouse and garish tri-coloured shawl went blumbing through the entire marketplace, upsetting EVERYTHING in her path.

The nosy neighbour woman blumbled down the lane, looking for her twelve cats.

by J L M R March 21, 2008

Blumble

In the act of Performing Oral sex on a Female, You tightly squeeze your lips together and Then Press them against the vagina Pushing air against it, making the "motorboat" effect usually used on the Breasts.

"Tania invited me over to her house last night and for dessert she totally let me Blumble her Brains out!"

by MultiChem April 15, 2010

Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

Zach Blumberg

A freak of nature who never learns from his mistakes. Also pertaining to a rebellious half Jew.

Wow he is such a Zach Blumberg

I wish our son wasn't a Zach Blumberg

by StoneTheBone June 18, 2016

Blumber

Men who like too have sex with constipated people pushing the poo further up into them.

That guy over there, he's a blumber.

by Keekee'ta'sheekee May 10, 2018

Blumble Bee

Is somebody that is truly kind, caring and loving. They remind you of happy times and put a smile on your face.

Someobody that makes you happy. A loved one Blumble Bee

by Bamble Bee June 19, 2010

bumbee

a really cool and hot and sweet (kinda) twitch streamer who is an amazing friend and most definitely doesn’t smell and most definitely always replies to my test

GHOST: bee why do you hate homos
Ghost: help is on the way
Bumbee:

by GHOSTTEETH November 23, 2021