bloggers

Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.

Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.

by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

rugger buggers

These are thick, blockheaded, assholes who can't do much but get drunk and play Rugby. Often bully people while in school, then after leaving do any of the following:
1. Try to play rugby professionally, but fail, and work in their daddy's company.
2. Become major alcoholics and become extemely sad and sit around in the pubs all day talking about their "glory days".
3. (My personal favorite) Roll over and die somewhere...

Rugger buggers: Focking hell mon, let go get focking drunk, then snort some Creo and deck some focking birds.

by justplaintom September 10, 2006

bloggerssisstic

When someone has a blog that they won't stop talking about.

C: "Have you read my blog yet?"
"You should read my blog."
"Well, if you read my blog, you would already know that."
"I am SO posting this picture on my blog."
H: "Shut up! You are so bloggerssisstic."

by Mycket January 9, 2009

Blugger

A combination of Bloody and Bugger (as in wicked, not sexual) uttered while speaking really fast or in rage.

The blugger took me for a ride and duped me!

by Mohit Hira September 22, 2009

buggerslut

An ex-boyfriend who is immature. He often acts like a creep around you. Sometimes, he'll be bad-mouthin' you if you're the one that broke up with him.

person 1: "Omg John is in my English class this year"
person 2: "Ew! Is that buggerslut still stalking you?!?"

by em and m January 18, 2008

beat your bludgers

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.

The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004

Buggerslugs

A name given to someone who's name you don't know.

"Who's wife did you have intercourse with last night"??

"You know.... Buggerslugs wife from Cahuna"

by MeCoffeeMate May 1, 2010