Bluesky

The end result of the people who were saying "make your own Twitter" 5 years ago making their own Twitter due to their distrust for Elon.

First Parler, then Bluesky, how the tables have turned.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover November 30, 2024

bluesky

An X (formerly Twitter) alternative to which anti-Muskers flee

Hey Becky, we should, like, totally move to bluesky; Elon is on some weird shit again

by drorge December 08, 2024

bluesky

an X (formerly Twitter) alternative to which anti-Muskers flee

Hey Becky, Elon is on some weird shit again; we should like totally move to bluesky ASAP.

by drorge December 08, 2024

Bluesky

(BLÜ-skē)

A blowjob left unfinished, resulting in blue balls.

Alternate: an app that will never get out of beta

Aw man, I finally hooked up with Jenni, but her dad called in the middle. So all I got was a Bluesky.

Alternate: I just got the best blowjob of my life. It was so good, I have to post about it on Bluesky!

by People Paula September 03, 2023

Bluesky

Pronounced: blōō-skēē (like brewski)
Noun

The act of getting blue balls after being promised an invitation that never comes.

I thought she was gonna invite me up to her apartment, but instead she gave me a bluesky.

I was excited to join the beta of a trendy new app, but all I got was a bluesky.

by People Paula July 20, 2023