Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!
Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
by O' Briney March 5, 2009

The best food ever created!!
by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017

Part of the BRO CODE
When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.
In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".
When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.
In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".
by The blueberry muffin man May 23, 2011

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
by Joe October 8, 2004

by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017

Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.
that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!
by daniel and madison January 19, 2009

by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010
