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Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021
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blue beard

A person, usually male, with multiple partners.
A player, or not.
You shave off a read beard and become a blue beard.

I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
by Nards OTC August 14, 2007
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Blue Beard

When a girl takes a dump in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and some blue liquid splashes up onto her vagina and a guy gets it all over his face after going down on her.
by strawberryjen January 18, 2009
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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bluebearding

Similar to catfishing, but you meet the person and have a relationship until you find out they secretly have a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife. Like Bluebeard. Once you open the attic door ...
Yeah, we met in person like a hundred times! I never would have suspected he was bluebearding me but Facebook suggested his other profile and it turns out he's engaged. Ugh.
by dietdrpete December 28, 2013
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Bluebear

a blue recolour of the video game mascot freddy fazbear, but this time he likes hoaxes and also has his own food chain. he is being haunted by men named mark roggers and kevin myers, and he also has some lore
yo did you hear about the place called bluebear's hot dog diner?

yeah i heard they have hot and sexy animatronics there
by ryno the reptile man October 23, 2020
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Bluebeard the Butt Pirate

a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...
Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."

Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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