bluesdank

A trap with long hair, but he secretly doesn't clean said hair out of fear he might lose his pet flea. Wears blue hats to hide said flea.

Damn it Bill, the cat is bluesdank again.

by jesus chreest June 21, 2019

old world blues

Being so wrapped up in nostalgia for the past that you can not see or be a part of the current or future world.

Joe-24: See how he sit in that rocking chair, staring at nothing even though the hypnotron is on?
Jeb-16: Leave old #3 alone, Joe. He's just thinking about when food didn't come in squeeze tubes.
J-24: Haha, food always came in squeeze tubes! ...didn't they?
J-16: ...dem Old World Blues.

by Zombad December 23, 2013

Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.

Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.

by kam75xx December 31, 2017

Back To School Blues

The feeling one gets when as the holiday draws to the end and people start to remind eachother of the coming school days, people wonder where the time went and dread that they have forgotten everthing.

example) A:"Hey man can you believe the holidays are over? i mean where did the time go?"

B:"i don't know man, i think i'm coming down with the Back To School Blues"

by Mikoneo January 4, 2012

The Blues Brothers

Quite possibly the best movie ever, starring the late great John Belusi, and also starring Dan Ackroyd. About two blues musicans who need money for a orphanage, so they get their blues band together. All along they are on the run from the law for henious crimes committed.

- One hell of a movie

by Shaun Speers June 5, 2005

Dumperdick Blues

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Abattoir Blues

From the song by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, used to describe the depressed feeling you get about the modern world in general. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse, so the term, in a more in depth way, means you feel the world is lining itself up for slaughter, much like cows do at a slaughterhouse.

Man 1: Hey, are you all right? You've seemed kinda depressed lately.
Man 2: Oh, it's okay, I've just got a case of abattoir blues.

by Pocketflan May 25, 2009