blubbering vagina

An overly-distrought dude that cries like a little girl.

Aw, look at the poor little blubbering vagina! Grow some balls, man!

by Capt. Bloobomz June 11, 2006

blubbering vagina

Conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina.

by Urban Dictionary February 6, 2005

Canadian Blubberwhale

The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).

"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."

by The Backspacer April 26, 2010

blubbersphere

A very rotund person whose body resembles that of a sphere.

Susan was quite the blubbersphere before doctors cut out her stomach.

by JesusFig September 20, 2009

Blubberslap

The act of slapping someone in the stomach/ fat so hard that it jiggles.

Mike: You look like you are gaining some weight! *slap* BLUBBERSLAP!
Mindy: Ouch! That hurt, Mike.
Stan: Dude, i told you not to blubberslap Mindy!
Mike: I know.. Its just so tempting.

by BAA2... June 5, 2011

blubbering vagina

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."

Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.

by Jennifer May 30, 2004

blubberific

nown:the act of being blubberific. when a man/woman is slightly larger then the rest of there possy they become blubberific. now blubberific is not a bad thing you should be proud to be blubberific because thats what makes you that much different and just that much cooler

my girlfreind is so blubberific and its such a turn on.

by teh dud May 4, 2009