Chodious Bloatus

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack

Oh no my erect chodious bloatus

by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018

Blowtastic

Some that blows, hard,Like super hard. So hard, it is..... Blowtastic

Mom: Did you get a fantastic grade on your math test?

Son: More like, Blowtastic

by Yargpirateyarg December 18, 2005

bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

by woody slutfree October 19, 2010

Blotus

A term used to describe an individual who has succeeded in expanding his or her waistline to the point that the neck, chest and waist appears as one body part. Typically can be found sitting, eating, smoking, drinking, and eating.

The Blotus considers defecating as physical exercise. A Blotus is fond of infomercials and is a fan of the late Billy Mays and Tony Little. Multiple number of Blotus's (aka herd) are usually referenced as a Bloti. Typical clothing for the Blotis is workout clothing with expandable waist.

Bill, I am sorry you had to come to the party by yourself, but you are in luck... there are a couple of female Blotus's at the buffet table that you can score with. Just make sure you rub your body down with butter before introducing yourself.

by mikeverdill August 17, 2009

blownus

1.When an employee usually female gives special attention to ones coworker to receive favors or promotions.

2. When a mate or spouse give sexual favors for good behavior.

I take out the trash so my girlfriend will give me a great blownus.

My co worker, who was constantly on the verge of being fired, saved her job by blownus.

by iRAYd8 August 28, 2009

Blotus

Extremely fat. Like so fat that your frame has the most amount of fat that it could stuff on there and your skin is so tight it's hard to bend.

Last year, I was such a blotus, I made pug dog noises when I reached down to tie my shoes.

by funthusiast October 27, 2018

bloitus

'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.

First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"
Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"

by The Fox of Bedford County July 4, 2009