Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

Blowtard

1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.

2: A generally annoying younger cokehead

God, Amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.

by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005

Blowtard

TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.

Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.

by worow December 9, 2008

Blocktard

Insufferable individual endlessly ranting on about Blockchain tech and how it will change the world

"...since I saw him last he just won't shut up about crypto, he's become a complete blocktard"

by Lo_Def February 16, 2018

Blowtard

Amalgamation of "blowhard" and "retard," most thoroughly personified by Governor Rick Perry of Texas.

Did you hear what that Texas Governor Rick Perry said about global warming being a hoax to line the pockets of scientists? If not you'll undoubtedly hear it again, that blowtard loves the sound of his own voice.

by tikk August 23, 2011

blondtardo

a blondie so dumb she reminds of a retarded person

a blondtardo was asked what to do if four cars arrive exactly at the same time at an intersection with four stop signs. she said 'one driver steps out of the car and directs the traffic'

by raspberrydressing747 April 25, 2011

Bloviatrix

Fem. form of Bloviator: n: a blowhard. Pundit whose arguments are passionate but not necessarily fact-based.

Ann Coulter, a bloviatrix on the Fox network didn't let a lack of information inhibit her diatribe.
Maureen Dowd, is a bloviatrix in the employ of the Paper of Record.

by Martinetta October 10, 2014