Bossie

Small pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

I went to the Greenland Pizza House and ordered a Bossie for dinner.

by Arbuckle April 9, 2007

Pulled a Blosser

To be extremely over sensitive and self absorbed.

Dude I didn't go out to Oceano last night because he Pulled a Blosser

by Thats whats she said. November 27, 2010

blowsie

In short, the word blowsie is an abbreviation for the word blowjob, but its context is completely different. The word blowjob is an obvious referral to oral sex, whereas blowsie would not be used in this theatre. To receive a blowsie is to be praised, to give a blowsie is to suck up.

In real life scenarios blowsies can be given to and received by family members, clergymen, animals and friends of the same sex. Blowjobs should not be given to or received from any of the aforementioned parties.

The term was first coined in the streets of East Lansing, MI, when a group of college students at Michigan State University were referring to the fallacious style of respect given to them by underclassmen.

"The bitch gave me a blowjob and after I came she gave me a blowsie about how big my dick was."

"Chris K. is well known for giving blowsies at parties."

by Mangelo July 16, 2008

Boossie

An epicly large PP that puts everyone to shame

Topbass can really take a boossie

by Boossies March 23, 2021

Bossier City

Most Badass City located in Louisiana! . Bossier citizens don't take bullshit from people and they ain't about to make themselves look like a bitch by not knocking out assholes. Seriously though, don't test somebody from Bossier, even if they ain't in Bossier no more. They will for a fact at the minimum give you a bloody nose thats so fucking hard that it'll look like a blood waterfall by the time they're done with you! if they get more than the minimum, boy, ur screwed!

Jackass: "Hey look its that podunk redneck kid from Bossier city!"

Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"

Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"

Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"

Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"

Asshole: "Oh shit."

Other guy: "I warned ya"

The jackass gets his shit rocked.

by Certified Bossier Boy April 5, 2023

blossin'

In late winter, 2008, hip-hop artist Rick Ross released his controversial and highly-provocative "The Boss" music video featuring Fat Joe. This video and the accompanying music was an inspiration to one Michael Borzatti, of Bel Air, MD. While enjoying the effects of copious quantities of adult beverages one sultry summer evening, Mr. Borzatti proclaimed, after having recently stumbled through an attempt to clear a couch and landing in a pile of aquatic equipment, "I'm the BLOSS!" His intoxication having clearly affected the intended exclamation, "I'm the BOSS," "the bloss" then metamorphosed, with the assistance of the cunning humorist Zachary "Dunns" Dunaway. "Blossin'" has since assumed its rightful place in urban vernacular as the term that describes the utmost condition of "boss"-ness; the pinnacle of coolness; the king of chill. Variations include: "blicka blau BLOSSIN'!" "hemaglobin BLOSSIN'" "Cliffhuxtable BLOSSIN'" and "lickity splickity do flickily BLOSSIN'."

(after half a thirty of Natty Light) "This quiche is BLOSSIN'!"

by <pollux> October 4, 2008

Blosseuse

A person who specializes and excels in giving massages and blowjobs.

I had a long day at work and I really need to call my blosseuse tonight for some expert stress relief.

by LD87 August 26, 2023