Blorp

Random garble made up by a random person. It is used to express boredom.

So-and-so says:
Blorp.

by Cameron April 14, 2004

Blorp

The sound made by a marble falling into a glass of milk.

He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*

by iGeek July 22, 2009

Blorp

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

by cybik November 18, 2011

Blorp

The noise a Manatee AKA Sea Cow makes when it bumps into something, especially if it bumps into said something head first.

*Manatee is swimming through an aquarium* (smashes into glass wall)

"blorp." Sits and thinks "I just scrunched my snoot"

by Pandamonium101 October 28, 2018

blorping

When you hang out at your apartment cheerfully listening to 90s music while dancing and cleaning cat litter off the floor.

"perfect, I'm hungry too. I'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes after noon"
"OK! I'll be BLORPING around the house!"

by Trapper401 September 12, 2016

Blorp

An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.

I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!

by X_L_R_X June 14, 2008

blinko blorp

a slur for aliens

person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps

by ilovemycup45 September 4, 2022