blorp

The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.

Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*

by blorpapalooza18 September 3, 2018

blorp

The greeting noise a cat makes, either due to pleasure or merely surprise

My cat just blorped a greeting at me

by PurpleKitten June 12, 2004

blorp

An exclamation made while belching

Person 1: *Blorp*

Person 2: "Good one."

by sam May 4, 2004

Blorp

An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.

I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!

by X_L_R_X June 14, 2008

blorp

An ambiguous, potentially hostile, sex act.

Just because I blorped a bunch of dudes don't make me gay, mama.

by Steve Blichtenberg May 12, 2006

Blorp

When you burp and have an orgasm at the same time.

"Megan! I blorped so hard last night!"

"Dude, I gave Megan the blorp. It was great."

by Plorberb October 6, 2016

blorp

I don't freakin know

I really blorp you manuel.

by LoserLoVer458 November 14, 2019