bloggins

a generic name placeholder often used in the canadian military

Officer- Who is the duty sargeant tonight?
Private- It would be better to check with Cpl. Bloggins, sir.
Officer- Where would I find him?
Private-...

by Valeri Pizdoletov October 11, 2007

blarginsnarf

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.

so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!

by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008

Mommy Blogging

v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.

Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!

by BallisticWeasel September 20, 2013

blorgenstein

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance

My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!

by mxb418 December 13, 2008

blogging

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.

by hex September 15, 2005

blorgan

Someone who gives blow jobs on a regular basis.

Ron: "This is a sick party man."
Harry: "Yeah, especially with all these blorgans running around."

by eilatan enitsac January 5, 2011

Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.

Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."

by redneckblog10 March 7, 2010