Blooming

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.

Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!

by Matthew678 January 16, 2019

Bloomington, Minnesota

A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois.

I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping.

by DerTrommler August 1, 2012

“boofing like shit”

statistically speaking, it simply means when you smell like shit and haven’t gotten around to that good deodorant.

man that kid tre is really “boofing like shit”.

by urboi411 June 10, 2019

Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Boofing

Inserting drugs or having someone insert drugs into your body through your anus. Better experience is allowing someone to blow the substance inside you with a straw.

I had Stover blow cocaine in my ass last night to achieve the best high. Hit her up...she's boofing everyone!

by sniffthatshit86 February 11, 2017

Boofing

Common slang term used for anal sex in the 1980's. More recently used to describe the act of inserting drugs ( most often tab form or powdered ecstasy) through the anus to more quickly enter the blood stream, also referred to as "thumbing" or "booty popping"

Sexual : Last night, my friends and I were boofing Molly!
Drug use: Last night, my friends and I were boofing Molly!

by Pauly2Bags October 4, 2018

Bloomington

Nestled in "Limestone Country", deep in the heart of South Central Indiana, you'll find Bloomington. Home of Indiana University, Bloomington also earned the "Tree City USA" designation, in 1979. We don't like to brag, but, Bloomington was the location of the last television assembly plant in the US, before RCA's French masters decided to move operations "south of the border". Keeping in tune with nature, Bloomington has adopted an "organic growth strategy," for city planning. Haphazard street nomenclature and numbering are the norm. Just try to get from West 3rd St to East 3rd St, it can't be done. If you got some cash, the East Side is the place for you. Your kids will go to the best schools and you'll have great access to the Mall. It's a transplanted suburbanite's wet dream. If you're in a slightly less money-fied situation, may I suggest either the North or South Side. If you're willing to roll the dice, with respect to your kid's education, the West Side offers you the best real estate value in Bloomington. The-smell-of-freshly-burnt-rubber-from-tires-of-the-truck-driven-by-the-redneck-who's-currently-flipping-you-off, is a strong indicator that you've made it to the West Side. The campus area is predominated by lazy money douchebags who are fixin' to get their comeuppance if they show me the slightest amount of disrespect. Drinking is like a religion with these people.

Bloomington Superlatives:
-The Indiana Hoosiers have won 7 Soccer and 5 Basketball National Championships.
-John "Cougar" Mellencamp is Bloomington's most celebrated resident. Word around town is that he's a total dickhead to everyone with whom he comes in contact.
-The center of US population is a distinction which has not fallen within the incorporated area of any city since it was located in Bloomington, in 1910.

by mcstig July 27, 2010