Blobfish

A female that wears Dad glasses and has a funky nose, much resembling those pairs of novelty joke glasses. That also spreads around two faced lies and is known to catfish.

To his horror he awoke from a drunken night to see a blobfish in bed next to him.

by Homophones August 4, 2020

Blobfish

The beatiful creature and looks nasty, used for ships that both people look good, but looks ugly together.

OMG, Katherine and Arnav are both so cute! But they look like a blobfish when they are together

by MeHavSmallPP May 8, 2019

Blobfish

A person that is really dumb but is also very funny. She has a "different and unique" personality.

Blobfish, are you serious. MacBooks obviously aren't used like that.

by Karahballa October 4, 2018

Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head

Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs

by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

Androgynous Blobfish

Best streamer ever lmao
pls watch
twitch.tv/androgynousblobfish

You wanna watch some Androgynous Blobfish?
Fuck yeah that guy is the most funniest person on earth or the galaxy

by T0tally N0t Bl0bf1sh =) April 1, 2022

Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.

I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp

by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020