BLARFED

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

blifaloo

The word u say wen ur too tired/lazy to say Beautiful.

Original meaning comes from "blifaloo.com"

"i love you babe, ur so *yawn* .. blifaloo."

by Crazzleeeee(: July 20, 2009

Blorft

a word created by Tina Fey: (adj.) completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine & reacting to the stress w/the torpor of a possum

Every time I take a test I am blorft.

by Madster57 May 12, 2011

birfer

A nutjob conspiracy theorist who believes President Barack Obama was not born in the United States.

Dude 1: "The birfers are so desperate to prove that Obama wasn't born American that they resort to forging birth certificates."

Dude 2: "Yeah. Birfers are non-stop comedy."

by Darth Chaos August 12, 2009

Blarf

A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF

wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf

by Emishell January 2, 2010

Blifit

Ten pounds of shit in a nine pound bag.

A guy or girl who wears clothing so tight that large slabs of fat ooze out where ever possible.

Hey, from this high up I can see that blifit's ass crack!

by KevinW February 2, 2006

BLIRDS

A Blird is a visually impaired bird.

"Wow what's that in the air trying to fly noelle"?
"That is a blird "-said Ivy

#BlindBirdsMatter #TheBlirds #Blirds2016 #Fania'ssavingtheBlirds2016

by Blirds September 14, 2016