blistan

to randomly ask someone for a ridiculous favor.

I've got a blistan to ask...

by The Burnt Spoon May 26, 2012

Bliptch

A word used to describe a snafu, silly mistake or other minor, intolerable contrivance failure.

"Oh, crap! I flushed my watch down the toilet again!"

"Way to bliptch, doofus."

by SugarDoggy April 18, 2009

Blint

Lint that accumulates in the buttcrack from clothing

Man I forgot to use a dryer sheet today, now I have blint!!

by bidetric March 13, 2022

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Phở chó đặc biệt

Dog Soup

"I love Phở chó đặc biệt."

by MEPEnisSmall November 11, 2018

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

bleethed

when a previously hot girl gets strung out on coke or other drugs to the point that she is no longer hot.

DId you see that hot girl from high school at the bar with the douchbag? she is totally bleethed.

by oncalldba December 28, 2007