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bang blabber

The stupid shit people say whilst in the act of intercourse, presumably to arouse their partners. Examples include "Your dick is so hard/big", "you're so wet", "you feel so good inside of me", "you're gonna make me cum so hard", etc. This occurs exponentially more frequently in adult films-likely for the viewing pleasure of the audience.
Mike 1: Yo I slayed this slam piece over the weekend
Mike 2: How was it?
Mike 2: Pretty awesome, but her bang blabber was fucking annoying
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Blabber Blubbers (BB)

Blabble Blubbers (BB) are simpleton girls with a brain capacity of a fruit fly. They're your typical onomatomaniak's who constantly get hyped on defaming beautiful successful woman who have the world at their feet. Their child like seeking behavior is a result of their insecurities. Many of them join a pack of other jealous women who enjoy inhaling each other's stinky company. Blabble Blubbers are either brittle boned anorexics with the slightest touch can result in breaking their bones, furry skin and thinning hair, their food intake is equivalent to the size of their brain, sausage tits and bad breath. The other are the lazy blubber type. They eat big, they are big and they talk big. You can easily confuse them to a spare Michelin tyre, salty AF with a stinky Coochie with puss balls. BB are extremely jealous women who do not like to be around beautiful women because they make look like second class citizens.
Example 1:
Anorexic sourpuss:: 'Ewwww, look at her thick fuzzy hair, it looks like she hasn't combed it"
Beached whale: ' I know, her boobs are bigger than mine, I bet they're not real'
Waiter: 'She's absolutely hot, who is he'?
Anorexic sourpuss: 'She's ugly, she hasn't even got a big ass'
Waiter: 'STFU bitch, you should be the last to talk, your tits hang like grandads washed up cock'

Example 2
Sam: 'I went to a party last night and got so sloshed and horny, found myself dancing with a Michelin girl, next thing I knew she grabbed my face and stuck in her cooch so I can give her head, I vomited all over the place, she smelt like a Limburger, ewww, never again'

These are two examples of Blabber Blubbers (BB) at work.
by Popping Daddy April 22, 2018
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Blibber

To talk about many different things all at once. The act of not forming one specific idea about anything.
She continued to blibber about several different things.
by KimmyZee December 2, 2011
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blabber mouth

When a person is tossing salad (eating out someone's ass) and the recipient farts into the other person's mouth. An awful mouthfull of gaseous fecal matter!
Tom was eating Joe's ass when Joe gave Tom a blabber mouth! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
by Ira Goldbaum May 20, 2010
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ass-blabber

A loudmouth who talks out of their ass.
He's such an ass-blabber.
by New Word November 10, 2007
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Blabber text

To overly state the obvious via one or multiple text message(s) ; If more than one text they are instances apart from eachother. Can be compared with or similar to a "blabber mouth".
Quit your blabber texting, I get the point!
by Icanhandle May 15, 2016
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blabber brain

Thinking too much to your self confessing shit you can't believe you thought judging your thoughts and logic and reasoning skills.
Stop smoking meth blabber brain I can hear your thoughts and your arrested development.
by Lvcifr March 20, 2020
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