bluejob

When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.

That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!

by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015

Bluejob

When the person(s) giving the penile manipulation (oral or otherwise) does not finish as a result of fatigue or other circumstances. This furthers the affliction known commonly as "Blue balls." This word covers the stimulation up to, but not including ejaculation.

Shit, dude, Kirsten gave me a Bluejob last night. I now have the bluest of balls. She said her arms were just too tired to continue.

by Jake189 February 1, 2016

bluejob

If ya homeboy wont let you get a nut off either metaphorically or literally and you're really fucking sick of his shit.

Man 1: Yo hombre wanna watch a movie later?
Man 2: Nah I gotta leave and see my girlfriend.
Man 1: Dude, are you giving me a bluejob right now!?

by birchislame123 May 2, 2018

BleeJob

Getting a BleeJob is the act of a male or female giving a male oral sex and biting the penis until it eventually bleeds.

"Dude, Sarah gave me a bleejob last night!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"

by ButterMyToast January 2, 2012

Blaujob

A job with absolutely zero benefits and no future

Are used to work for trade off that was a real Blaujob

by Blaujob June 16, 2018

bluujob

When you are streaming on Twitch and your girl is under the table blowing you with that good suck

I was about to finish the stream but my girl got under the desk to give me a bluujob.

by mrblarizard July 15, 2019

bluujob

The best head you’ll ever get.

This girl gave me the best bluujob last night and I came down her throat.

by HypeR MulTi July 15, 2019