Blat 

Blat means black and fat.

Troy: Yooo blat guys are so funny, just like you.
Kai: wtf does that mean??

Blat by NativeMan August 29, 2023

blat 

Can also be used to mean to crush or humiliatingly defeat, a bit like own (or pwn), but usually in context with guns.

We blatted the enemy with bare L98 fire
Gonna use a lemsip to blat my fuckin' cold

blat by mos definition April 24, 2007

BLAT 

Barely Legal Asian Teen

James's girlfriend Lauren is an 18-year old BLAT.

BLAT by James Wright January 11, 2003

blat 

To drive at an exhiliarating pace. Used as a noun or verb by Brits.

"I went for a blat around the countryside today"

"James blatted down the street in search of his drunk sister."

blat by Boo May 13, 2005

Blat 

The sound made when ejaculating

You may be receiving oral pleasures from a lady (or man, whatever floats your boat), and at the point of climax the noise expelled by your willy while ejaculating is a big "BLAT", similar to the sound it would make if you jumped on a full tube of toothpaste.

Blat by Sean Curry August 6, 2007

Blat 

1. a word used to confuse and otherwise annoy foreign exchange students from Slovakia. To confuse your own Slovakian, just tell them it can replace any noun.

Man, i got some blat on my face.

Dude, i tore that chicks blat up last night.

Blat!!!

I was all like "whoa" and she was all like "blat"

Blat by Chip Foster September 14, 2006

blat 

1) Anoter one of many terms designating a type of fart. The "blat" is designated by an explosive blast of rectal gas. While the sound is ferocious, the smell is usually deadly. However the duration (of both the blat and the people standing around the blat-ter) is very brief (pun intended).

2) The type of fart typically associated with "Ocky" and "Clutcher" in the less-well-known comic series of the same name.

3) Designating one of the the two most obnoxious sounds of the tuba. In this context, the term is often spelled "blatt" and associated with "the other" obnoxious sound of the tuba, the "woop". Often the two sounds are grouped together (e.g. "blatting and wooping").

1) We were playing cards when all at once... BLAT! Grodie let one go, and the game was immediately called off.

2) BLAT!

3) Tubas... we're going to try that again. This time without the blatting and wooping.

blat by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004