When you eat spicy food and the next day you take a poop and the spices from the food make your booty hole hurt and the poop is also explosive in nature.
"Hey guys, it's Fartnpoopnman, today I'm gonna be filling my turlet with a Pyroclastic Nasty Blasty cause of all the Mexican food I ate last night"
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-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
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To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.
Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.
Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.
Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.
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Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.
by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018
Get the Poke the beasty and feed it some grass mug.Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.
Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.
by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009
Get the Orange Blastaphon mug.(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
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