(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
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Person 2: Yeah, we're going to barpool. That way if we can't find a parking meter and there's four of us, parking will only cost two dollars each.
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