barpool

To carpool to the bar, often to avoid the hassle of finding or paying for downtown parking instead of for environmental concerns.

Person 1: I heard everyone is going out tonight.
Person 2: Yeah, we're going to barpool. That way if we can't find a parking meter and there's four of us, parking will only cost two dollars each.

by yourpopquizkid February 8, 2008

barpolar

A barroom patron who displays intense mood swings between his first & last drink.

“That guy’s a real Jekyll & Hyde. Let’s get the hell out of here before he knocks back his next shot. I think he’s barpolar.”

by Kit Marley June 6, 2016

Barboolicuz Johnstusnon

A man, usually weighing in over 800 pounds, at a staggering 7 feet, who in which likes to smell the feet of young white women and loves the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco.

John- Oh shit Mike!
Mike- No way! Is that a real Barboolicuz Johnstusnon

by _CASCI January 12, 2019

Barpooning

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass

I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy

by Tember June 9, 2011

bartool

a person that has to much to drink in a bar and wants to fight everyone

He has drank so much he has turned into a bartool

by Mr Munchkin March 19, 2015

Barpolar

A barroom customer who displays intense mood swings between his first and last drink.

"That guy's a real Jekyll and Hyde. Let's get the hell out of here before he knocks back the next shot. I think he's barpolar."

by Kit Marley June 10, 2016

Barfooligan

Barfooligan: (adjective)
1.a person who is a Barbarian and a fool and a hooligan

2. a person who you want to insult, without them knowing your insulting them
(Bar- fool- eh- gan)
Plural: Barfooligans

You are such a barfooligan

by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ February 19, 2011