The most, amazing handsome guy in existence. He's also very charming. Women want him and men want to be him.
by Biscuits999 December 03, 2011
by ShahalaMiddleSchool April 09, 2022
A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!
by Mark M. March 11, 2005
The act of shitting on your partner's chest, ejaculating on the pile of shit, using the penis to mix the shit and semen, covering the penis in the mixture, and then penetrating your partner in all of their holes. Generally considered extremely sick in nature. A personal favorite of Hollywood actor John Cusack.
by Hobo Joe & Dan June 27, 2010
They hate them selfs and everything
You look like a Annabelle Blankenship.
by Annabelleprogang October 15, 2022
Will tell you have he has been playing sports before you were ever born and make corny jokes until you laugh. Knee pain every once in a while. Swears if he was our age he would play good basketball.
by Susan Humphrey May 17, 2022
by 23ballerstatus23 February 04, 2016