Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

Blammers

The unattractive girls that get into parties because their friends are hot. (Or if they sneak in/are on the list somehow)

Bro Chad only hooks up with straight blammers

by YoungGWIL January 6, 2016

Blammer

a roller derby player who usually plays the position of blocker, who plays as the teams jammer.

holy crap did you see that jammer take out the pack on the way through?!

yeah shes a total blammer

by mcdie February 8, 2012

Blammer

It is in fact the correct tool to successfully complete any job that may come about within the community or household.

Hey, pass me that blammer, bruh, I'll pop em' from right here.

by Tim Br. Dik December 10, 2018

Blammer

To hit or be hit by something/someone with great force. To be highly intoxicated.(blammered) adj used also to describe hard hitting energetic music.

Did you see That guy in the bar?he was totally blammered on vodka.

Went to the driving range yesterday . Absolutely blammered 200 golf balls into orbit.

by Drydentested September 4, 2013

Blammered

getting drunk and smoking massive black & milds

Bro, Hamilton was so Blammered right now he drank like 17 beers and smoked 22 blacks.

by Clarence Clementine May 29, 2013

Blammered

A state of intense drunkenness whereby one can either be extremely belligerent and musically inclined, or gobless.

Did you see Dick playing the air guitar last night and singing "Gonna take the bottles to the depot"?! He was absolutely blammered!!!

by Barkatown January 27, 2017