blartburger

1)When Paul Blart, from the movie Mall Cop, goes outside in the middle of the blacktopped street on a hot summer's day, and all of a sudden feels like he has to fart. So he takes off his pants (so he can smell the fart better) and instead of farting, he sharts diharrea all over the black top. In a few minutes, the contents fries and he decides to flip it to see if it can actually be cooked. It finishes cooking and he plays patty cakes with the "blartburger" with his butt cheeks to leave his signature marking. He then takes this new food in to get the approval from his dog. His dog lets out a satisfied howl and with that, blartburgers are being served all over the world today.

2)a nickname for anyone with the name Nick.

1)Ralphred: Have you tried the new blartburger from Mikki D's?

Earl: No, but I'll have to keep that one in mind.

2)Nick, you are such a blartburger! Gawshhh darn you!

by caligirl<3 January 25, 2009

slamburger

A position in an MMF threesome branching off of the standard missionary position such that the first man is on the bottom, the girl straddles him and lays on his stomach and the other gentleman enters her from behind. The two gentlemen make up the buns of this 'hamburger' while the fine lady in question is the meat. This can work as both a standard DP or as a DV or DA, though the latter two are certainly only recommended if the meat has said experience.

Man, that sorority party was great. No one appreciates a slamburger like the girls of Alpha Sigma Sigma.

by mixxerlol December 30, 2008

lamburger

Fast Foods Ace in the Hole.

We ate one billion lamburgers, by the light of one hundered million tallow candles.

by Diamond One June 29, 2006

Slamburger

To get uncontrolled, explosive diarrhea from eating bad dinner food (i.e. Denny's).

"You had Denny's last night."

"Yea, I've slamburgered all morning because of it."

by Deathguy6 November 12, 2014

slamburger

A type of hamburger sold at Denny's (a Restaurant Chain) thats texture feels like swallowing a giant load of jizz. Furthermore, the jizz-like substance lingers in your mouth and throat for that "just swallowed" feeling long after consumption.

person 1: "Oh man, this Slamburger looks good!"
person 2: "Dude, are you gay?"

by justiNOPE January 18, 2009

Bamberger

Mostly very religious but still believes in science. Likes to throw phones.

Bamberger: How much is that telephone worth?
Student: 70$ why?
Bamberger:*Throws phone*

by Spikyapple January 18, 2017

Bamburber

Bamburber is a species of grape that is commonly eaten with bourbon as a German tradition that started in 1610.

Bamburber with bourbon gives you good luck for the new year!

by PinappleCoin Gaming January 18, 2024